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Aliens first observed our planet long before the Industrial Revolution, a perfectly habitable world ripe for conquest. However, it takes hundreds of years for the invasion fleet to arrive and they are in for one hell of a suprise.

milkovichy:

willgrahamscock:
I need you all to know that in the Hungarian translation of Good Omens, Crowley calls Aziraphale ‘angyalkám’ which translates to 'my little angel’ and this term of endearment is solely used between lovers
which had me curious about other languages and in fact Crowley calls Aziraphale a variation of ’my angel’ in other languages, in french I believe it’s 'l’angelot/angelot’ which means little angel/soft angel
in the brazilian dub, crowley calls aziraphale “meu anjo” (my angel) multiple times. here’s a clip!

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a-url-that-exists:

homoidiotic:
Anne Tagonist in Unapologetic zine issue #1 published 1997
[ID: An article of some sort reading:
Transexual!
A Horror Movie
By Anne Tagonist
Suspense:
I don’t want my human rights, I want my inhuman rights. I want to be bad. My appearance to be shocking. My origins unclear, I want to burst out of a clinic laboratory with sirens at my back and a whole wide world before me full of people as yet blissfully unaware of the horror that has been released upon them.
I want rumours to circulate about my whereabouts. My exact appearance will be unclear, but a series of newscasts will get the word out at least that I am trans and inhuman, so citizens will throw themselves at the feet of people who merely look sort of like me and beg forgiveness. Yes. I want to see them humiliate themselves at the feet of these newly anointed potential killers, paralyzed by the suppressed guilt of years- no, lifetimes- of snickering and looking away.
I’m going to find the skinniest little tranny faggot queenie I know and stomp on all the idiot high school kids who’re stupidly following him home from his night job throwing rocks. Squish! Squish! My size twenty-two stiletto heels will make short work of all of them.
Then I’m going to scoop him up in the hand without the football- my flame-red lips will be too humongous to kiss his patchy beard hello, but he’ll understand the sentiment anyway.]
@raccooninapartyhat it’s described now, sorry for the tag

orange-catsidy:

lavosse:
they would NOT fucking have communication skills that good

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nendocris:

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lectern-fullcauldron:

one thing I adore about Iskall85 is the things he does with language. he’s still saying SAND in a mimickery of season six grian Sahara receptionist voice. he finds a sound he likes and he keeps making it. he names everything. he has the best laugh. half of the time I have no idea what he’s talking about because he’s renamed everything, but I don’t mind because I’m having such a good time listening to iskall talk

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nancywheeeler:

i love that specific ao3 phenomenon where you get a sudden influx of kudos on a work and it’s clear someone shared your fic but you have no idea who they are or where they shared it. it’s like being a dickensian orphan receiving money from a mysterious benefactor.

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arrantknave:
binary-bird:
Hamlet as a D&D paladin.

Keep reading
some gems of insight from the reblogs (@aspiring-protagonist and @moderndayathena):
Weren’t you listening? He’s praying. GOES HARD AS FUCK

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